Friday: Ladies Day Advice****

Ladies, Potassium is good for your muscles. AND LORD KNOWS we need our MUSCLES to DO CARDIO! So, remember to eat bananas LADIES! They're good for you!!!! WEAR EM!

IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE....

IT'S AMERICANS WHO USE THE WORD HOLIDAY AS A SYNONYM FOR VACATION. "WHERE'S JIM? OH. HE'S ON HOLIDAY IN MYRTLE BEACH!" NO. YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, LINDA FROM MARKETING. YOU'RE NOT BRITISH OR FRENCH OR MESOPOTAMIAN. YOU GREW UP IN DELUTH. AND NOW I'LL MURDER YOU FOREVER.

IF THERE'S ANOTHER THING I HATE...

IT'S TURNING OFF MY CAPS LOCK. I REFUSE TO DO IT. REFUSE!!

if you could be any household appliance...

which would you choose?

a) a refrigerator (or "fridge")

b) a toaster (or "tidge")

c) a washer/dryer combo

d) a nuclear-powered crock pot

e) a giraffe feeder

f) a trapeze

g) an invisible highway

h) a member of a kurdish refugee camp in turkey

j) jerry lee lewis

k) other (please explain further on the back of this form)



i'd choose: e) the entire cast of "something's gotta give"