Kentucky Street Fighter!

[Two men fall from the sky. One is part-man, part tractor sort of like those part-bull, part-human men. what do they call those? Centaur? Good. The other is a giant whiskey bottle with rotating saw-hands. Man this is going to be sweet.]

ANNCR: OH MAN IT'S DEFINITELY KENTUCKY STREET FIGHTER!!!

SINGERS: OH MAN! STREET FIGHTING! NO BITING--PLEASE!
CHECK OUT, THE FANCY MOVES--BRINGS YOU TO THE KNEES!

[someone is pregnant!!!!!!]

[singers disappear]

CENTAUR: This is it, Whiskey bottle.

WHISKEY: I want a falafel.

CENTAUR: [jumps in air furious spin-kick-tractor move] JOHN DEERE!

WHISKEY: Where is my bread?

CENTAUR: [falls furiously on top of whiskey bottle it breaks] OW! GLASS!

WHISKEY: I have fallen into the hands of the underworld.

KOOL-AID MAN: SIKE!

[the end.]

I find this amusing...

Tokology.

Yeah. Just that word. C'mon, it IS amusing. It's a synonym for midwifery or obstetrics. You know derives from the Greek "toko," meaning childbirth. Why isn't that amusing? Yeah, fine. My mom signed me for Word-A-Day emails, so I get to expand my vocabulary every morning. So what? Don't hate me, you...you...moulin. That's right, I called you a moulin. You're a vertical shaft or cavity worn into a glacier. Ha. Ha! Who's the better man now? I'll fuckin bite you.

I find this amusing...

Well, I do.

I find this amusing.

This is a picture from an October show we did with our pals Olde English. It's a pic of OE and some of their rabid fans but: Note to the far right of the corner is our own Dan Leif with his shit-eating grin sticking the much beloved spatula into this poor dude's picture.




I love it.