Kentucky Street Fighter!

[Two men fall from the sky. One is part-man, part tractor sort of like those part-bull, part-human men. what do they call those? Centaur? Good. The other is a giant whiskey bottle with rotating saw-hands. Man this is going to be sweet.]

ANNCR: OH MAN IT'S DEFINITELY KENTUCKY STREET FIGHTER!!!

SINGERS: OH MAN! STREET FIGHTING! NO BITING--PLEASE!
CHECK OUT, THE FANCY MOVES--BRINGS YOU TO THE KNEES!

[someone is pregnant!!!!!!]

[singers disappear]

CENTAUR: This is it, Whiskey bottle.

WHISKEY: I want a falafel.

CENTAUR: [jumps in air furious spin-kick-tractor move] JOHN DEERE!

WHISKEY: Where is my bread?

CENTAUR: [falls furiously on top of whiskey bottle it breaks] OW! GLASS!

WHISKEY: I have fallen into the hands of the underworld.

KOOL-AID MAN: SIKE!

[the end.]