I find this amusing...

Tokology.

Yeah. Just that word. C'mon, it IS amusing. It's a synonym for midwifery or obstetrics. You know derives from the Greek "toko," meaning childbirth. Why isn't that amusing? Yeah, fine. My mom signed me for Word-A-Day emails, so I get to expand my vocabulary every morning. So what? Don't hate me, you...you...moulin. That's right, I called you a moulin. You're a vertical shaft or cavity worn into a glacier. Ha. Ha! Who's the better man now? I'll fuckin bite you.