A second memo to Socrates

Okay, Socrates. Your last memo was received this morning. And we're not entirely sure what you're trying to insinuate using that kind of tone, but we've collectively decided to let it pass as some kind of "venting" or "frustration release" act. Be forewarned, however, that should more unprofessional-sounding words come from your mouth, keyboard or quill, we're prepared to respond swiftly and unapologetically.

Also, Socrates, you pissed in Plato's desk drawer. Stop the nonsense!

-Management