Thursday, January 05, 2006

Angry Swimming Pool

Announcer: Look out, fool! It's got no shallow end and contains way more than the recommended amount of chlorine. Its diving board is made outta blood-soaked wind turbines. And it never smiles. It's the ANGRY SWIMMING POOL!

Boy with no shirt on: But I just want to throw in those weighted colored rings and dive after them.

Announcer: Then you'd better go somewhere else. The ANGRY SWIMMING POOL will suck in those rings, turn them into organized religion and then use that religion to promote centuries of faith-based conflict and turmoil. My God, how angry is that?!

Boy with no shirt on: That's pretty angry. I'm getting out of here.

Announcer: Yeah! The ANGRY SWIMMING POOL sends you packing. Always does. Always will.

The Angry Swimming Pool: Glug glug.

Announcer: Ha! He's pissed off now!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope this is just the first in the continuing saga of the Angry Swimming Pool. I laughed until I cried, seriously I loved it, more, more, more.
Christine G

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