So the subways aren't running
That doesn't mean you have to sit quietly and sob. Here's a whole list of ways to get where you need to go...fast...despite the MTA strike:
-Build your own subway--Pretty logical, eh? Eh? Really all you need is like 3 tons of sheet metal, a wrench, a crane, a thorough understanding of electrical engineering, a second wrench and a little determination. You don't even have to dig your own tunnels. You know, cause they already have tunnels that aren't being used. So you could put your subway down there or whatever.
-Walk...on water--I don't know. Why the fuck not?
-Kill a mockingbird--Title of a novel and also a crafty traveling technique. Just kill the bird and you'll be soaring in no time.
-Become an arsenist--You ever heard of an arsenist being stuck in one spot? Nope. They can move. MOVE. So burn your parents.
-Build your own subway--Pretty logical, eh? Eh? Really all you need is like 3 tons of sheet metal, a wrench, a crane, a thorough understanding of electrical engineering, a second wrench and a little determination. You don't even have to dig your own tunnels. You know, cause they already have tunnels that aren't being used. So you could put your subway down there or whatever.
-Walk...on water--I don't know. Why the fuck not?
-Kill a mockingbird--Title of a novel and also a crafty traveling technique. Just kill the bird and you'll be soaring in no time.
-Become an arsenist--You ever heard of an arsenist being stuck in one spot? Nope. They can move. MOVE. So burn your parents.
posted by Leif at Thursday, December 22, 2005
2 Comments:
Well, the strike's over. This entry should be deemed useless, right? Right? Wrong. Arsen remains the city's most effective form a transportation, even when the subway's running. So...uh...burn your parents.
Leif you think now just because you've figured out how to make a user-name you can just freely comment on your own goddamned posts to boost your ego. Ah go suck an egg!
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