You start that, you start that right now

Start what?

Well the Cleanest River crew has a show at Juvie Hall next Saturday (December 18th at 10 p.m.) and since we are still parsing through the content, I decided to solicit suggestions for names without consulting the other two members of the group. So go ahead, in the comments section give us your best idea for what the show should be called.

Bare in mind the following:

-We don't know who is going to split the show with us
-It will take place on a Saturday
-This will most likely be our last show at Juvie Hall since it's going under soon
-I've never been more attracted to you then I am right now



Also, here is a roundup of rumors that I found on all the Cleanest River in America fan message boards:

-"My friend ran into Dan at a bar last week and he said that Dan said the whole group is in final negotiations to do a spin-off Roots miniseries for Oxygen." DanFan234
-"My mom is working on the set designs for the new Juvie Hall show and she said that Dan is going to stand on top of an alligator and make a 10-foot sky hook to signify intermission." Mommazboi23
-"Did you know that one time, while he was playing for the Spirits of Saint Louis, Marvin Barnes wrote a poem about Dr. J to taunt him?" Justin Young
-"My friend Dan is in the group and he said that Justin can't shut up about the ABA since he read a stupid book about it." Jake Goldman

That will be all.