Okay Dragon Man.

Yes, what Justin said.

I enjoyed Brandeis myself and here are my top five moments:

5. "One Two Step" by Ciara goes platinum.
4. Blind man invents wood.
3. Bread is fun.
2. Notorious B.I.G., R.I.P.
1. When you always smile at me.

Yep. Those sure are mine.

(But seriously, other groups you rocked. Let's do a show together sometime. Hugs / stars)

In an un-related note, Cleanest River member Dan Leif, was working for an environmental agency last week as one of those street-canvas-ers. Basically, you stop people in the street and ask them for money. So he had some run-ins which I will detail here:

#1: A man begins walking towards Leif. Leif begins his speech and then realizes that--not only is this person a real, live man but he is also Jerry Seinfeld. Instead of continuing his speech and trying to milk some cash out of a millionaire comic, these are the words that come out of Danno's mouth:

Dan: "Oh my God it's Jerry Seinfeld."

Jerry Seinfeld promptly makes a nice swim move around Dan without saying a word.

#2: The very next day Leif is down in Union Sq, probably in a rain coat. Another dude starts walking up to him and Leif again begins his speech. This time he realizes it's again--a male and also Jimmy Fallon. But Leif does not crack this time. He gets Fallon in his sight and manages to get forty-american-dollars out of the dude who always laughed during every SNL sketch ever. Feeling confident and good, Leif decides to break the fourth wall of environmental canvasing and gets personal. He clears his throat and says to Jimmy:

"You're Jimmy Kimmel, right?"


Oh Dan Leif. You are so good.

Love,
Jim McKenna