Do We Have a Show?

Yes, yes we do, concerned citizen.

The Nitty-Gritty:

Cleanest River in America Sketch Comedy (100% NEW MATERIAL)
December 17th, Saturday: 10PM
Juvie Hall Theatre: 24 Bond St. (Btwn. Bowery and Lafayette)
Five Bucks, please.
Dem Franchise Boyz will be opening for us.

So this is the last show we'll EVER do at Juvie Hall..why? Because too many people keep shitting in the aisles and the upkeep is unbearable. I can't take you assholes shitting in the aisles anymore. You think I like shoveling it after the shows? No--I mean, sometimes you find some nice shapes but--come on! And seriously, we're doing all new stuff.

(Real Reason: The current manager of the theatre, Erik has decided to leave the space to pursue his own career as he has been managing theatre spaces for years now. We're sad to see the place go, and you should be sad too. You should considering burning yourself a little. Ooh--I hear scarring is "in." Like, instead of tattoos, you scar yourself. I'm definitely down for trying that out.

So Please come on out. And I lied about dem franchise boyz...our good pals David & Joey will be performing a set of two-man-long-form improv right before us. And if one of you assholes suggests "dildos" I swear I will remove you from the theatre and then shit on YOU.

Word. Did I mention all the stuff we're doing on Saturday will be 100% totally and like for real all NEW? I did? Okay.

Make it happen!

Love,
Jim McKenna