Wednesday, May 09, 2007

My favorite memories about the time I was born

-Covered in goo
-A pelican biting my eye
-Seven dogs singing
-Double the vagina right?
-Diagnosis of carpal tunnel syndrome
-Being shoved back in
-A necktie being put on me
-"You Can Go Your Own Way" By Fleetwood Mac playing
-Eyewitness 9 News Helicopter circling