There be all kinds of shows coming up

Hey, hey. It's Dale The Giant Rooster here to tell you to see some live sketch comedy. Go to a couple of these shows or I'll cover you in feed. Rooster feed!

Upcoming Cleanest River engagements:
-Thursday, April 5th at 7:30 pm
@ Galapagos Art Space (70 N. 6th Street in Brooklyn)
With Sketch This, Totally Awesome Victory

-Saturday, April 7th at 8:00 pm
@ Rififi Cinema Classics (322 E 11th St in Manhattan)
With Olde English

-Monday, April 9th at 9:30 pm
@ the PIT (154 W 29th in Manhattan)

-Friday, April 13th at 10:30 pm
@ Flashpointe Theatre in Washington DC
Part of DC ComedyFest

NOTE: GIANT ROOSTERS ARE ADMITTED FREE OF CHARGE TO SOME OF THESE PERFORMANCES

SECOND NOTE: CHICKEN SALAD = CIVIL WAR

THIRD NOTE: GIANT ROOSTERS DON'T WEAR TROUSERS (USUALLY)