Stop Eating Your Own Asshole!!

We're in the Gothamist! Wild!

http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2005/12/28/2005_it_sucked.php


Also, we got word from SKP that there WILL BE free champagne throughout the entire show as well as plenty of free wild turkey. I heard they may be giving away a few bottles too...

Ooh babe, it's a wild world.

On a side note, is anyone out there a rhinocerous? I mean, seriously!!

Everybody dance...

Yeah! Dance! Everybody dance!

Even Your Mans in Japan Know Who I am

OKAY!

BE OUR MYSPACE FRIEND AND THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF.

http://myspace.com/cleanestriver I think.

HEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING BEFORE 9PM ON NEW YEARS? YES, I AM TRYING TO GET YOU TO COME TO OUR SHOW!

DETAILS:
RIFIFI / SLIGHTLY KNOWN PEOPLE'S NEW YEAR'S JAMBOREE!!
FOUR GROUPS, ONE SKETCH COMEDY ORGY.

SATURDAY JANUARY 31ST, 7:30PM-9PM

SLIGHTLY KNOWN PEOPLE
WALKER AND CANTRELL
MAVIS JAY
CLEANEST RIVER IN AMERICA

$5 AMERICAN. AND USUALLY SKP GIVES OUT THE FREE BOOZE. COME ON, MAN!

And that is all. Also, we have some of our holiday cards left. If you want one email your address to: cleanest.river [at] gmail [dot] com


That's right. I don't succumb to spammers. Break your neck, people!

A Sacred Day

And so it is said that on a cold winter's eve more than two millenia ago, a virgin stopped to rest in a manger and gave birth to our Lord and Savior, Mary Lou Retton.

A physical manifestation of God Himself, the petite and lovable Mary Lou Retton mastered not only the uneven bars but the vault, beam and floor exercises, as well.

When Mary Lou Retton finally perished at the hands of the Romans, she died for all future believers. Her death erased our own eternal sin.

THANKS, MARY LOU!