Thursday, November 24, 2005


If you've ever seen one of our shows, you'd probably know that we are three of the weirdest dudes around. In fact, sitting and talking to any of us is more painful than anything else. I'm not even sure if you would call it "interesting." Well, we're all in different states (of the union, although I am feeling a little plasma today) today celebrating National Broom Day. However, if the three of us had Thanksgiving together, this is what would happen:

9AM: Leif gets up and pours dirt into a pail. He sounds the Ranger bell and seven park rangers come. They have a dialogue:

LEIF: I'm glad you came to this library reconstruction meeting.

ALL SEVEN RANGERS: Yes, here here!

LEIF: It's been a good meeting, guys.

ALL SEVEN: Here, here!

The rangers leave and become incredible singers. This entire exchange took an hour and a half.

10:30AM: Justin begins making the main course of brick soup and Maurice Cheeks pie. He only speaks in tongue while doing it:

JUSTIN: [pouring ingredients into a pot] FGFDHRTUI?? FL! HAHAHAAAHAAHAAHAAAHH! {subtext: Satan}

11:30AM: Jake finally gets back from the Fertile Crescent after all these years.

JAKE: Boys, I'm home.

JUSTIN: H&M h&M!!!

JAKE: I know, Justin. Leif, fire up the periodic table. Daddy's home.

LEIF: I knew you'd say that.

JAKE: The rivers will run red with the blood of man!

[They all laugh]

3PM: Uh-oh!


NARRATOR: All is well in the oceans of the world.


Tuesday, November 22, 2005

We Lose!

This is the debate that led to our Wikipedia entry being deleted.

Cleanest River in America

Vanity article about a non-notable comedy troupe. A Google search for ""Cleanest River in America" comedy" comes up nine total hits, all of which are just from schedules at places they have appeared. --Fastfission 21:54, 11 October 2005 (UTC)

* Redirect to list of American rivers by cleanness. Kappa 23:21, 11 October 2005 (UTC)
* Delete NN --Rogerd 03:53, 12 October 2005 (UTC)

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in an undeletion request). No further edits should be made to this page.

Fight the power! Michael Caine could fuck all of your mothers and girlfriends at once. Then punch you. Then punch them. Why? Because he's Michael Caine bitch. It's a celebration.

Monday, November 21, 2005


Who hasn't been there before?!

I mean c'mon!