Jake is in the news!
The guys at Media Bitchfest are looking for a quote from Cleanest River-teer and Internet Dogfist scribe Jake Goldman to put on their site. Who picks? Stalin does, but he's dead and he left the right to vote in his will to you. So don't go bitching about how Stalin never did anything for you okay?
Here are the eight choices, pick your fav and vote in the comments section.
P.S. SHOW TOMORROW at JUVIE HALL (26 Bond Street, right off the Bleeker Street stop on the 6 line) 10 p.m. DETAILS BELOW
Here are the eight choices, pick your fav and vote in the comments section.
"Them lemon fucks be rich" -Jake Goldman, Internetdogfist
"They reference Judith Miller's vagina a lot--and I don't think that's a bad thing." Jake Goldman, Internetdogfist
"I pulled out my dick in front of these guys and they didn't even flinch. Thanks Media Bitchfest!" Jake Goldman, Internetdogfist
"One time they wrote a headline as 'Fucking Sandwich Artists,' and the
article was about the NYC subway strike and it was funny because the title referred to Subway the restaurant and not subway the train. Hey mom, look at me now! Why don't you get a divorce?" Jake Goldman, Internetdogfist
"I am not very bright or informed but I do read Media Bitch Fest" Jake
Goldman, Internetdogfist
"Two dudes actually writing honestly. The last time I saw that, you were a baby. Eat your cereal." Jake Goldman, Internetdogfist
"Two guys who actually write what they are thinking which is incredibly refreshing--even if it is laden with curse words and references to Judith Miller's vagina." Jake Goldman, Internetdogfist
"Hitler is crazy and so is this blog! Crazy good, that is! Does that mean Hitler's crazy good? Find out on the next episode of 'Dallas'!!!" Jake Goldman, Internetdogfist
P.S. SHOW TOMORROW at JUVIE HALL (26 Bond Street, right off the Bleeker Street stop on the 6 line) 10 p.m. DETAILS BELOW