There's a rabbit looking at me

So appleshoot, fucking she like totally been not postin'! What? YEAH! Well, I have a good reason. I was busy time travelling to 2004 being a recreation specialist.

But like, I'm back, and I'm fucking busy again. Doing what? You're really like into my business. Wow.

Well I'm busy going to smoke cigarettes and dogs at the People's Improv Theater with the other "Dirt Bike Kings" every friday @ 7pm. You should be there too. Pass the spaniel, am I right?

Don't chew tobacco!

Put on your Windbreakers...

We're going running. We have a...uh...run at the P.I.T. Get it? Running. Yeah, how's it feel to laugh so hard you fall off your park bench?

So here's the skinny, ninny: Starting this very Friday we'll be gracing the stage of the Peoples Improv Theater--159 W. 29th St. between 6th and 7th. Show starts at 7 pm each week. It's gonna be a-fun. Mixture of some oldish stuff, some completely new stuff, and some mothafuckin dry wall instruction. Yeah, we'll teach ya's how to refurbish your basement.

So, seriously, put on your Windbreaker and come over.

April 7th, 14th, 21st, 28th
7 pm, PIT theater -- take the 1 to 28th

Also, be sure to stretch your hamstrings. This show is so insane, you'll get tendonitis if you're not careful.