Harry Potter Just Shit on my Chest!!!

GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!

Signs that a humanity-ending frog raid is approaching...

1. My room is filled with frogs. Like thousands.
2. Last night frogs tied my mom up in the basement and yelled at her.
3. This morning frogs killed my mom.
4. Frogs have forcefully assumed control of all major media networks (humans still have TBS...I'm not sure how).
5. Frogs are wearing capes.
6. My dog turned into a frog. And then put on a cape. And then stole a battleship.
7. I keep hearing sirens. Frog sirens.
8. Frogs broke into US military strongholds across the planet and took everything made of canvas.