Baby Makes Perfume Out of Credit Card

Whoa. You're probably reading this just thirsting for more info to clarify the title of this post. Sorry, there is none. You've been fooled. We really just want you to read this:

Cleanest River is live at the People's Improv Theater every Thursday in August. Shows are at 8 o'clock. A different group will sham-bab-a-bab with us each week. Grilling may or may not happen. Towels will play a prominent role. Musical guest is Nirvana.

Go to these shows.