Thursday, May 11, 2006

You remember when we were in college?

Wednesday, May 10, 2006


This baby is molting!

The Cubs win the pennant!!!

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

I'll let you talk to a receptionist

The higher-ups at the place I work have distributed "Emergency Procedures" pamphlets. Because we have to prepare for terrorist mischief, see. One section of my pamphlet reads as follows: "If you receive a bomb threat, keep the caller on the line. Do not transfer the call."

Bomb-threat caller-inners hate to be put on hold. They demand the pinnacle in customer service. I like spaghetti. Armitron!