IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE....

IT'S AMERICANS WHO USE THE WORD HOLIDAY AS A SYNONYM FOR VACATION. "WHERE'S JIM? OH. HE'S ON HOLIDAY IN MYRTLE BEACH!" NO. YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, LINDA FROM MARKETING. YOU'RE NOT BRITISH OR FRENCH OR MESOPOTAMIAN. YOU GREW UP IN DELUTH. AND NOW I'LL MURDER YOU FOREVER.

IF THERE'S ANOTHER THING I HATE...

IT'S TURNING OFF MY CAPS LOCK. I REFUSE TO DO IT. REFUSE!!