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So, Has Evrrybody heard the news? I'm getting another ovary! I love Conway.

My favorite Popista Britney Spears finally dropped the bomb on K-Fed. They're getting divorced. I have so many favorite things about this story I start to hyperventilate just thinking about it. I'll do my top five.

One- The news broke the same day as the Election day coverage. So, on MSNBC, the only two stories they reported on that day were the Election and Brit's Divorce. YEAH NEWS MEDIA MAKE NOISE.

Two- Kevin Federline's nickname is now Fed-Ex.

Three- The break up happened in a text. Right before K...I mean Fed-Ex was served with papers, Brit texted him "I H8 U, Loser". It's sooo fuckin' over when you won't even spell out the word "you". HAHAHAHAHAHA AM I RIGHT LADIES?

Four- Fed-Ex's "album" "dropped" last week to dismal "sales". 7,000 copies sold (the same number as my cousin's demo tape of him fucking a guitar hole...the whole album just the recorded session of having sex with an acoustic guitar). Brit however is now working on her new album with a lobster. True. Wonkette am i right????????

Five- Best quote ever of the week by Fed-Ex. At Chicago's House Of Blues on Wednesday night, he told the crowd: "Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here. You know I'm a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?"

EVERY LADY, do you wanna dance with a pimp?

EVERY LADY: Maybe?