Get em gurrrl. Get em gurrrrrrrl.

Yeah this lady is gonna fuck up your tea party now that the Democrats are having sex again with the American nation. They were having a dry spell; now they've been called in. Good for them.

And this lady, Pelosi, is at the head of the House, she is gonna buck some broncos. About time, right?

At a press conference today, Prez. Bush said the following about her: "Yeah i spoke with nancy and was like you must be excited to get an interior decorator in there to get some pretty curtains for your new office."

Other possible future offensive comments Prez. Bush will probably make:

1- Motion to the floor: Make me a sandwich.
2- Lemme suckle that tittie.
3- Is this on the record or are you on the rag?
4- Lets go purse shopping!
5- Really? Pull out of Iraq? Yeah, right after you pull that dick out of you.
6- C U Next Tuesday. Get it Nance? Get it? I am calling you a cunt. (giggles)