if you could be any household appliance...

which would you choose?

a) a refrigerator (or "fridge")

b) a toaster (or "tidge")

c) a washer/dryer combo

d) a nuclear-powered crock pot

e) a giraffe feeder

f) a trapeze

g) an invisible highway

h) a member of a kurdish refugee camp in turkey

j) jerry lee lewis

k) other (please explain further on the back of this form)



i'd choose: e) the entire cast of "something's gotta give"