Rejected Sketches (3 of 4)

Toxic Pizza

By Jake G.

Phil
Johnny

[Phil walks in eating a slice of pizza in one hand and holding a pizza box in the other]

PHIL: This pizza is delicious!

[Johnny shoots Phil and Phil dies.]

JOHNNY: Not anymore it isn't.

ANNCR: And that was the day that pizza went from delicious...to deadly.

JOHNNY: You shut up announcer.

[Lights}