Rancid Milk

So let's say we we plant a head of romaine lettuce in that Frank Sinatra park in Hoboken. And let's say we water the ground around the plant every day, and we feed the ground lots and lots of calcium tablets--for strong bones and stuff. Now let's suppose the plant started to grow up out of the ground a little bit...just a smidge. And then let's say we used mirrors and physics to make sure the tiny little plant got plenty of sunlight every single day. Let's say the plant grew and grew and grew. First to size the of a head of romaine lettuce, then to the size of a space shuttle, and finally to the size of three space shuttles--three space shuttles worth of fresh romaine lettuce! Heaven!

So the question is: would that giant romaine lettuce plant be allowed to thrive on, or would people come from miles around to strip the plant to fulfill their own nasty desires?

I think the plant would flourish. No one would touch it for centuries. And eventually that romaine lettuce would grow so large everyone on Earth would suffocate.

That's why I don't eat caesar salads. Cause romaine is fucking dangerous, man.