You have rabies!

That quiz was a rip-off. I got one right and that's only because it's the one I guessed on by shitting on my monitor.

Uh, we uh, have a lot of shows coming up. We want you to come see them. Why? Oh, come on. Yeah, like--fine. Don't come. Here are the dates and locations. Please come! P#@@@@@@@

Sunday March 12th Half-hour set @ Sketch Block Sunday. 347 w36th st Btwn 8th/9th Ave, NYC
Saturday March 18th Jake @ Mortified Boston. 8PM The Tribe Theatre. $20 at the door, $15 online. Yeah so what, I'll self promote go to jerk hell.
Sunday March 19th Short-set at Hoboken Comedy night @ The Goldhawk. Hoboken, NJ
Saturday March 25th Half-Hour set in Philadelphia w/ sketch group Secret Pants More info TBA!!
Friday March 31st Forty-minute set @ the 449 Room w/ Secret Pants, Olde English
Saturday April 1st Half hour w/ our best buds SKP!! @ RiFiFi NYC

And then..
Fridays in April @ 7PM...
Cleanest River in America are: DIRT BIKE KINGS

See us @ the PIT for 8 bucks each friday at 7PM with new sketches each week.

fucking promise.

Love you guys,
Jim McKenna.