Quick Quiz!

Hey gals and trusses, it's a quick quiz! You know, a quiz you can take quickly! On the go even. Answers to be posted Monday (oooh, what feelings of anticipation you'll experience this weekend). Let's do this!

Question one...
A squash is: A)a tomato, B)a forrest, C)a squash

Question two...
Alabama is: A)made of sugar, B)Canadian, C)completely full of squash

Question three...
Robert E Lee was born in: A)Chicago, B)squalor, C)a giant bamboo pole

Question four...
Air turns to rubber when... A)It heats up, B)it gets suicidal, C)a squash

Question four...
You're a pharoah... A)a tomato, B)the Phillies sell out, C)Hiiiii-yuh!

Question five...
Evelyn fingers Emma...YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Question six...
NO MORE GOVERNMENT, BITCHES

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volume's way up!

edgar! edgar!

Question nine...
Argentina declared its independence on... A)Feb 6, 1908 B)July 9, 1816 C)Oct 5453453, millenium seven

OH MY GOD SHOES MADE OUT OF NOVOCAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!