items found in a drawer of a desk sitting by the road...

-a toothbrush (with toothpaste applied to bristles)
-the following three magazines: jane, rocks and minerals, american trappers
-a skin cancer reduction pamphlet (written for people looking to ditch melonoma in an "organic, out-of-the-spotlight kind of way")
-six or seven feet of snow
-more toothbrushes (with gun powder applied to bristles)
-kid rock
-a file cabinet (filled to the gills with snow)
-the entire handwritten first draft of john locke's "treatise on fresh water swimming"
-norman bates
-another desk sitting by anther road
-the sound of a woman screaming
-a light year

...i took norman bates and left everything else. after treating norm to lunch at a diner (he ordered a chicken patty melt), i put him back in the drawer. he wouldn't talk...not even about hotels. weirdo ain't worth my time.