Cry about EVERYTHING

Listen to all this whining...

"Wah wah, I have cankersores..."

"Wah wah, I am inhaling too much gas..."

"Wah wah, these wounds just won't heal..."

Hey America, get off your knees and wipe your faces. Jesus.

LISTEN!

Cleanest River in America will be performing THIS SATURDAY @ 8PM. 5 bucks and I heard the other group we perform with gives away booze like monte-cristo sandwiches.

INFO:
Cleanest River in America guests of SLIGHTLY KNOWN PEOPLE at their weekly show "Slightly Known People is seeing Other People." Us! For a half hour! Tits!

LOCALE:
RiFiFi--It's some kind of bar/lounge. And it is--332 E. 11th St. (btwn. 1st and 2nd.) in NEW YORK CITY. OH MAN. NOT SEATTLE.


COME ON. HE'S NOT WORTH IT. HE IS NOT WORTH IT.

Love,
Jim McKenna.