Monday, January 08, 2007

I'd like to file a complaint against everyone

Okay. So. This is appleshoot here.

Oh. I know it says Stick-bomb. But it's really appleshoot.

So I guess google, somehow, misplaced my account in their upgrade from Beta 2.0 to Cunt.suckalot version. And now I no longer exist. So now that the kind appleshoot is dead, the kind blogger who would post whimsicle tales of fancy is dead dead, I'm fucking here to spread vehement lies against everyone, because I blame everyone for appleshoot being missing.

1- Gerald Ford is dead.
2- Joy Behart is a bitch.
3- I taste absolutely no difference between the Healthy Choice campbell's soup and the regular.

OH? Those are all true??? 2007 my ass.


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