It's me, Toaster Earl

Hi.

I don't want to stay long but--I noticed in the previous post you made an open call to people to call themselves--well, "Toaster Earl." This is my given name.

Now I don't mind people saying my name or anything like that--hell, with the word "Toaster" as prefix, I'm glad anyone says it at all. But what you're implying here seems to trouble me.

I'm a simple man. You put bread in me and I'm full. There, I said it.

But you tell people to use my name as some sort of pseudonym?? I am very sad.

I'm going to punch out my lungs now.

See ya.


Toaster Earl