This is something I was thinking about before going to bed

I think children would love to use a toothpaste called "Animal Plasma" because they'd be like: "Mom, I want to brush my teeth." "Well here is your Crest paste," she would reply. And then those fuckers would say "Bitch, bring me the Animal Plasma. I want to soak my gums in it."

The paste could come out of a lion's mouth.