Rodney? Did you Have to?

While some Christian families were saying what's up JC, the rest of the world was stunned to find out that their once beloved "Easter Bunny" was found out to be none other than little Amanda's awkward, always available cousin Rodney.

Rodney Jenkins (28) released a statement this past weekend in which he claimed to own the identity rights to the loveable character that has bemused children around the globe. "Yo, stop fucking using him on like packets of caramels and like with this chocolate cadbury eggs. That shit be mine. And I'm motherfucking tired of it. I started the subway too. I'm Rodney Jenkins and if you don't like it, then you can fall into one of my acne scar crevices and die."

The Port Authority of NY and NJ will be releasing a statement later today in response to Rodney.