I am very certain MySpace will immediately springboard my band to superstardom.

Oh man.

My band just signed up for myspace and now we're just waiting. Hey! Check out the new songs we posted. I really think you're going to like them. Yeah. They were recorded in this guy's house I know. He's got this bootleg of Cool Edit Pro and he's really "nice" with it. See, he mostly does hip hop but said he's been wanting to record a thrash-metal-house-indie-rock quartet and I was like hey, the 10,000 Smurfs do that exactly. Yeah I know, catch your breath. That IS our real name and we are definitely on myspace.

Look at all our friends! Every friend request I send out pretty much gets approved and I KNOW it's because they just dig our tracks because the hit count goes up EVERYDAY. Yeah, I know the song automatically plays when you refresh the page but that just means people be lovin' our page.

I did a custom layout where it's like Goth-Chic. You go there and you're like "wow this is very different!" For interests I put "Finding Grandmas to Fuck." (I don't do that! Ha-ha!)

So yeah check out my bands myspace. We usually put up gigs in the gig section. Right now, you know it's kind of hiatus time because we're just not sure how we want to cultivate our sound but whatever it is it's going to be earthshattering definitely.

Also, our salary says 250,000 + up. LOL! NOT TRUE!