Knowledge...

Apparently, in Switzerland they make sandwiches on large pretzles. Like instead of on bread. Great. Fine. But pretzels got them holes. So what happens when you get to that part of the sandwich? It's no longer a sandwich then. It's just meat. This actually happens in some parts of the world, and here we are worried about terrorism? Wow. I mean, wow.

Wait. Don't go. We have a show. Tomorrow. We are debuting a sketch about pillows that try to buy cigarettes but fall into a glacier. Here's the kicker, though: The whole thing's a commercial for candy. Look out, Prussia!

All you ever need to know:
Live Theatrical Performance!
Saturday, Aug. 12
8 p.m.
PIT Theater, 154 W. 29th St (It has a wall)
8 dollars...or a belt